Redhead

One day I met a redhead girl

The morning sun was bright

And sure I took her home with me

And stayed there for a night



We had a talk, I mean we spoke

We had some tea or more

I dreamed, awoke 

And found myself

All naked on the floor!



This redhead girl left me alone

But she left not alone

She took my cash along with trash

And furniture is gone



I think I'm gonna be so sad

Don't laugh cause there's no fun

I want to go to bed so bad

But I just haven't one!



There is no bath for me take.

And how can I have lunch?

I have no tables, chairs and plates,

No fridge with food to munch.



I'll go to Georgia someday

To meet my future wife

But I will never ever deal

With redheads in my life!